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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

PORN SAVES THE DAY! BEYONCÉ SUPERBOWL FAN FAIL

SUPERSTAR BEYONCE USES LOOK-A-LIKE DRAG QUEEN TO PERFORM HER SHOWS?

At this year’s super bowl we had the honor of having Beyoncé (or so we thought) as the superstar guest of the biggest game of the year. Unfortunately, it has been rumored that Beyoncé became sick a few hours before the show and decided to use her drag queen stunt double to perform the show in her place. We really hope so!  As they say the show must go on. 

With a contract weighing in at millions of dollars and a new album on the way Beyoncé did not want to miss her chance at this glorious exposure. Unfortunately, the big screens captured unflattering and well let’s face it, simply ugly shots of the R&B goddess. Thousands upon thousands of pictures where captured and people on the social Medias have been having a hoot exploiting these insulting and images of the famous Beyoncé.

On social platforms such as reddit, imgur, facebook you can see Beyoncé as Hulk, a weight lifter, Dr Zoidberg, a wrestling queen, a transformer, a warrior, whatever you can imagine, someone has probably thought of it.

Undeniably, Beyoncé is one of the most beautiful women to walk the planet. Maybe this is the reason for so much slander. She is such a beautiful accomplished woman who is just as normal as all of us after all. Wow, Beyoncé is a human who also has her bad moments, who would have thought?  Doesn’t that make everyone feel better? We love Beyoncé and even if her publicist does his best to stalk the internet and ask that every single picture of her be taken down he is just adding gas to the fire. Plus, you can’t win against the internet. All that’s left is to let it go, anyways, what a great free promo! People of the world are uniting to make the funniest montages of Beyoncé and well laughter is the best medicine right? I don’t think that anyone will think less of her because of these unfitting pictures. We love her for her music and personality not her weightlifting and window washing skills.