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Thursday, October 11, 2012

THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER SAID IN PORN

I will be sharing with you some of the dumbest shit ever said said in porn! Because yes! It happens! Things like  Proxy Paige wants to fuck her own mom & Annette Schwarz gets wet thinking about vomiting on senior citizens!! Yes, you heard me! It happens more often than you think! Some people are crazy, stupid, i m speechless to what some people say.  I will count them down from 9 all the way to the number one position. Please if you are a sensitive please be aware that some of this might be hard to hear and you should refrain from reading or watching the video below.

#9 '' I want to cut my fucking hand off and walk around like a fucking pirate. I just want to put my tongue deep inside that dirty asshole and taste all that fuckin shit. I feel like when i worked in the fuckin hospital and all the fucking old people shit in their pants all the time. Man they fuckin turn me on, it's just i wanna suck their assholes. Its a good thing with fucking old people in the hospital, they don't know anymore whats going on, nobody is believing them. You can do what-ever you want with them, you can fucking suck their cocks, you can lick their asses, you can throw up all over them, they don't care. Piss in their fucking drinks and they have to drink it. Yes nobody believes them...they are fucking old people...''
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

Why is she not in jail? Somebody call the police?

#8 ''You wanna fuck me like this while im lying underneath a horse? I big fucking horse cock, he's fucking uncut, droppin in my face'' ''Can you cum by thinking like that? Looks like it''  And then she cums...
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

What can i say other than WTF WTF WTF!!! Can a girl really cum by thinking about a horse? I can't  even believe that its true. I would rather think that it a lie because i do not understand what can go    through your mind to say something as nasty. 


#7 '' Wanna hear the dirtiest things that are on my mind?'' '' Yeah'' ''Ill tell you, it turns me on when brothers and sisters fuck, and one of the dirtiest things that has been on my mind...is I've always wanted to fuck my mom... i would love that, i would love if my mom fucked me!! '' 
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

ummmm speechless on this one, she should have stoped at '' Wanna hear the dirtiest things that are on my mind?'


#6 ''Lets talk about your baby'' ''Lets talk about the baby's daddy'' ''Yeah lets do that, whats his name? '' '' I don't know '' '' What's his race? '' '' Nigger '' 
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

First she is pregnant and about to shoot porn, second she is a vulgar future mommy, poor child.


#5 ''Would you fuck a Dog? '' Here is the thing, if i was, because im so submissive... if someone i was with in my relationship wanted me to and that turned them on, i would do it...''
Dumbest shit ever said in porn


Well i just learnt that submissive girls fuck dogs? Who says that? Isn't it illegal? If someone told you so   you would do it? Come on, how stupid are you? If the person in your relationship told you to burn your          hair off, would you do it?


#4 '' If i was pregnant right now, i could rip that kid right out of my stomach...''
Dumbest shit ever said in porn


Here is a huge WTF!! Who says something like that? Is that supposed to be hot or sexy or what ever? I would like to see the face of the guy who is fucking her!! Wait...was fucking her!!

#3 '' How big does this thing get? ''  Here you are to find out'' '' Wait!! We have to, i didn't see his HIV test''
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

Wow, hilarious! Don't you think you should have asked before the whole crew got ready and started shooting? Great job on wasting peoples time!

#2 ''Ok, I was abused as a child'' '' And you kinda liked it why? '' '' Well if someones gonna eat your pussy it gonna feel good''
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

Seriously? WTF world are we living in? I really hope that she is lying because that's just really sad. Poor girl. Has anybody told her that that kind of behavior is not accepted?


#1 ''When was the first time you had anal sex?'' ''When i was 8 years old, my Step dad fucked me in the ass ''
Dumbest shit ever said in porn

Omg, wtf? This is why it is number one...You do realize you are on camera and that what you are talking about is illegal right? Some fucked up people.


 So that's it. This is the dumbest shit ever said in porn. Where you expecting this? I definitely was not.  Sometimes people are pretty fucked up. Are you fucked up?  There is a lot more and ill compile some more and write another article about it later. I might add bloopers to it next time ;) Please join my blog and stay posted for more articles from me  Kelly Love and don't worry I'm not the type to say that kinda shit when you'll see my on my livefreefun webcam !!


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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

TOP 10 MOST COMMON FETISHES! WHATS YOUR SEXUAL FETISH?


Do you have a Sexual Fetish? What is your Fetish? Do you know what an erotic fetish is ? Did you know there where different types of fetishism?

Sexual fetishism, is a sexual attraction to objects, body parts, or situations not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. This means you could be aroused by objects or body parts or even clothes. Different textures, materials, shapes etc.

A fetish is something that you need, to be aroused that is unconventional, different, precise. A few examples are feet fetish, role playing, costumes, a person who, for instance, must hold a baseball, wear a diaper, be hurt, inflict pain or have a non-consenting partner in order to reach sexual gratification. When you masturbate, you fantasize about that particular thing. Even if you have sex with a partner, you still need to fantasize about that object or have it present for you to get off. For instance, if you're attracted to brunettes, that's one thing, but if you are unable to get aroused unless you're with a brunette, then you likely have a fetish for brunettes.

You can find many fetishes on the internet, some you would never have thought of and some that make you curious. Different types of fetishes and websites that seduce those needs exists in many different forms.

There is what they call "spiritual love" or "plastic love" both are fetishes but not of the same nature. What they call spiritual love is a devotion for a specific mental phenomena such as social class, or occupational roles. For example if a woman melts everytime she sees a man in uniform and only gets aroused when her partner wears one then her fetish is in the "spiritual love" category. If you only get aroused by looking at asian woman this also falls into that category. You then have what we call "plastic love" which is described as a devotion towards material objects such as animals, body parts, garments, textures or even shoes. For example, if you get hot over a pair of panties or when you see a girls feet than you would fall into this category.
Some fetishes are more common than others. You might find out that one of your sexual fantasies might be a fetish. Here are the top 10 most common fetishes.

Number 10

sexual fetish of the stomach Stomachs
Men and women both agreed that taut tummies make them somewhat crazy. But others said that they would never bed a potential partner if their tummies protruded or hung loosely.
Some guys weren't as picky and admitted that they liked it when a woman had a tummy with a teensy-weensy little pot. One gentleman was very adamant about needing to release himself on a woman's stomach or his experience simply wouldn't be pleasurable.

Number 9

Titty Piercing Body Piercings
This one was quite popular with the younger crowd (18-35). Everything from bellybuttons, tongues and nipples to eyebrows and penises was not only acceptable, but for a specific few, it was a prerequisite.
One guy told us that he loves tongue rings because after being pleasured by a girl who had one, he couldn't go back to the "ordinary." The feeling of the cool object rubbing against his penis while her hot mouth engulfed him "felt like heaven."

Number 8

Leather, rubber, vinyl, latex Leather, rubber, vinyl, latex
Men seem to love material; perhaps not the actual feel of it, but the rather pornographic quality it gives to a sexual encounter. Although men look to settle down with a sweet woman, most will forever have a fixation with that "bad girl" look.
"Watching a woman move around in anything tight and shiny is a tease in itself," says one gentleman. Another man told me that his girlfriend's entire wardrobe consists of latex and leather. Shoes, boots, gloves, pants, shorts, dresses, anything with the texture.
I personally own a few latex pieces and of course many leather ones. This fetish is one of the ones i have encountered the most in my webcaming experience.

Number 7

Domination and submission Domination and submission
women said they love to order their men around in bed like slaves and spank them, smack them, and even penetrate them with a strap-on.
Guys, on the other hand, enjoy submitting to women and being told what to do. I guess most of them are probably tired of performing all the time. Everything I mentioned that the women do -- well, the men enjoy having those things done to them. Welcome to the new millennium.
Dominance and submission (also called D&s, Ds, and D/s) is a set of behaviors, customs and rituals involving the giving by one individual to another individual of control over them in an erotic episode or as a lifestyle. A safe word is usually given to the submissive partner to prevent the dominant from overstepping physical and emotional boundaries. The safe word is especially important when engaging in verbal humiliation or playing 'mind-games' because the submissive may not be aware of an emotional boundary until it is crossed.

Number 6

More on feet and hand fetishes Feat and hands
You knew this fetish was coming didn't you? Men enjoy licking, sucking, kissing, and biting women's feet almost exclusively. Some guys simply can't date a woman if she has ugly feet or toes.
Women, I was surprised to learn, love to suck on men's fingers and some can even orgasm off that alone. "There's something about pleasuring a man's finger as though it was a penis that gives me orgasmic pleasure," said one woman from Seattle.
The two divisions of foot fetishism are sexual and non-sexual. Sexual foot fetishism is when one achieves sexual arousal, even to the point of climax, when seeing or touching a foot. This can even be in spite of the look or cleanliness of the foot. The non-sexual form of foot fetishism does not cause sexual arousal, but rather the pleasure is purely due to aesthetics. It has been compared to what one feels when they view an attractive part of a body such as a mouth, a pair of eyes, a nose, or any non-sexual part of the body. They appreciate the overall beauty of a particular foot.

Number 5

fingernails and lipstick fetishes Fingernails and lipstick
It's the cliche of the '80s: red lipstick and long, red-lacquered fingernails. Well, guess what? Some guys are still obsessed with that whole thing. They enjoy feeling a woman's nails running down their backs.
As well, they like kissing a woman and smudging her lipstick all over both their faces. Why? Because it gives them the feeling of having adulterated sex, i.e. sex with a prostitute.

Number 4

Braids ponytails and pig tails Braids, ponytails, pigtails
Hair, it's no surprise, was a very big fetish among guys. Blond, brunette, redheaded, braided, long, short, thick, curly, straight... you name it, they thought of it. But braids, pigtails and ponytails caught my attention. I have two theories as to why some men are into pigtails.
First, they have a preference for younger women (to say the least) and because of the illusion that pigtails and ponytails emanate, the fetishists feel as though they are fulfilling their desires.
Second, when the hair is tied up in these various ways, it could resemble a whip, to a certain extent. "Women can whip me with their hair: the ultimate turn-on." said one man from Boston. I can definitely see the latter example as working. Some women have a fetish involving no hair: bald men. They love rubbing a man's bald head whilst in a passionate embrace. Did you hear that Costanza ? You're actually preferred by women.

Number 3

Water fetish Water
Believe it or not, many variants of water were popular with both men and women. Many women declared that they enjoyed sex best when they could hear or be in running water. Whether it be rain, the shower or even an opened faucet -- so long as they heard water of some sort.
Although it's not exactly water, many women (and some men) absolutely obsess over thunder and lightning. "The powerful sound and the sudden flashes of light give my body a feeling of empowerment. My husband and I make plans to meet whenever we know that a storm is in effect," said a woman from Colorado.

Number 2

Golden shower fetish Golden Showers
Golden shower, also called urolagnia is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or the thought of urine or urination.I know this one doesn't sound very inviting, but it was a popular one. Some guys love to watch a woman urinate on them as a method of foreplay. Other guys like to relieve themselves on women before they can actually get down to business. Why? Well, the reason for this also deals with submission. Being peed on is somewhat degrading and if you allow someone to do it to you, then you're submitting and if you do it to someone else, then they are succumbing to you.

Number 1

Voyeurism and exhibitionism Voyeurism and exhibitionism
A lot of guys admitted that they couldn't get off with their partner unless they were watching pornography or another couple in the act. Even if they witnessed two people having sex or caught some erotic movies on television accidentally (yeah, right) when not with their partner, they had to masturbate. Only a minute amount of women admitted that they are voyeuristic to the point where they needed to see sex whilst engaging in it. Oddly enough, however, quite a few women like being watched . One woman from New Orleans said, "I make sure to open the blinds fully before I make love with my partner." you're not alone!
When you are and exhibitionism you like to show of f in public, either naked or even have sex and have people watch you. You get excited and you need it.
And there you have it; 10 common sexual fetishes among the human species. While some fetishes can be seen as more "particular" than others, most people go through phases where they obsess about a certain object, act or body part. Mental health professionals, researchers and even police officers have encountered such fetishes as sneezing, amputated limbs, hearing aids, diapers, pregnancy, defecating, tickling and furry animal costumes. So do you have a sexual fetish? Is there something that you absolutely need to achieve sexual gratification? Fetishes are highly widespread and are not abnormal in any way. Otherwise, go with what works. Everybody's got their thing. Maybe next time we will talk about my sexual fetish!
Kelly Love Live webcam show in nurse costume
This is a shot of my last webcam show on Live Free Fun where i was asked to wear a sexy nurses outfit. Does this fall under sexual fetishism? What do you think? Happy fetishing everyone!